On the surface, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is committed to unadulterated excellence for the constituents she represents. However, many don't know she is secret agent, 008 - having worked with James Bond many times to disrupt countless clandestine operations internationally. She is playfully referred to as double-o A-O-C - preferring that moniker to the hackneyed Bond, James Bond. While meeting with voters, she holds forth in a folksy style but her other line of work would make Joe the Plumber blanch. She's effective in her ad libitum speaking style. On weekends, you might find her in Paris at a three-Michelin star hotel eating flavorsome caviar and sipping imported bubble gum pink champagne. When Her Majesty's Secret Service in London culled its ranks, Bond and AOC were the first to be saved from budget restraints. Last summer, she exposed a major KGB operation in Czechoslovakia and was newly-minted the "devil woman" by Putin's thugs. By now, she had legions of enemies all of the world but she's so damned pretty that nobody can harm her - it's like a magical forcefield. Once she was captured by malodorous and murderous mafia morons but she slipped them a lethal cocktail of tainted merlot. She doesn't consider the things she's done as crimes of moral turpitude - simply part of her job as a super spy. AOC is paid very well for her spy work and has managed to feather her own nest by purchasing a 22,000 square foot villa in Cozumel, Mexico.
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